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You nose these are funny ...

Pupils from Stackpole VC School recently made a joke book as part of their school project.

Here is a sneak preview of some of them. What do you think?

Some of the pupils are pictured during their Red Nose Day celebrations (left). They held a fancy dress day to help raise money for Comic Relief.

Which sportsman is like a dog? Answer: A boxer.

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? Answer: A cockapoodledoo.

What do you call a lady with two toilet seats on her head? Answer: Lulu.

Why do chickens lay eggs? Answer: Because they become too egg-cited.

What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty? Answer: A blackboard.




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